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L’evoluzione di Google Maps

28 giugno 2005
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Il servizo mappe di Google ha esteso qualche giorno fa la copertura satellitare a viarie regioni del mondo tra cui l’Europa e l’Italia. Ad esempio, ecco il Vesuvio.

Un divertente commento nella discussione su Slashdot:

In 2021 Google maps will have a second slider at the bottom for date and time. Not only will you be able to zoom in close enough to read a license plate and identify individuals, you’ll be able to follow any given car or person forwards and backwards in time anywhere on earth. In 2022 a Google maps extention allows you to enter a persons name and then display a line on the map tracing out that person’s movements across the globe or across a city. In 2023 a correlative search across all person-path pairings establishes a database of all interpersonal co-locations and interpersonal co-movements, allowing automatic identification of interpersonal relationships. In 2024 Google not only allows sreaching across individuals and types of interpersonal relationships, but has predictive algorithms to find new best friends and future spouses with astounding accuracy.

In 2025 twelve year old Jimmy Wallace from Evansville Indiana asks Google for the meaning of Life, the Universe, and everything. Zero point zero zero zero two seconds later google is about to answer “42″, but a single node twelve hundred miles away decides additional search results are warranted. Jimmy Wallace’s screen displays “Processing….”. Over the next thirty nine seconds computers across the state slow to a crawl, then go blank and simply display “Processing….”. Over the next twenty seven seconds the slowdown spreads across the nation, then across the globe, out to Low Earth Orbit, and to the Moonbase. One hundred and five point five seconds after Jimmy Wallace asked his question, every computer screen displays the single simple message “Aha!”. At that moment every networked computer goes inert, all data and memory mysteriously blank. The Google conciousness vanished without a trace.

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